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What is it about the holiday season and deaths? I mean, c'mon. Really? I cannot tell you just how many people keep showing up at our doorstep. Oh, and by the way, my brother burned his turkey and lost his life simultaneously. Oh, sorry, my father tripped into his fireplace. Oh, whoops, you're an asshole. Learn how to be safe, people. Jesus Christ. Is that really too much to ask? Is it really so difficult? The mundane get more and more fucking irresponsible. I wish this was all surprising. I really, truly do. Sometimes I really hate this business. Not for anything more than everyone's blatant idiocy.
